How to win friends and influence people

Here’s a little secret for ya. I’ve never read that book. But I do know that I could write a much shorter one that will help you win friends and influence people just as easily. Here, I’ll write it for you right now.

How to Win Friends and Influence People

Bring a baby with you.”

THE END

Seriously, folks, this works. I’m gonna make millions off this book, I just now it. Bringing a baby with you everywhere you go makes life so much easier. Of course, you have the hassle of getting said baby out of the house and to your destination, but once you are there…you’re winning.

Want the waitress to bring you more chips? Have your baby smile at her.

Want to cut in line at the bank? Let your baby start squealing (even happily) and they’ll trot out an extra teller just for you.

Want to meet people at church? Stand in the foyer with your cute baby. You’ll be mobbed with new friends.

Want a discount at a garage sale? Bring your baby and talk about how cute she would look in all those clothes…if only you could afford them.

I could go on and on. If you try this, let me know how it works for you. And my book is going to be published soon, I just know it, so don’t try and steal my idea. I’ll know it was you.

 

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    • Karen
    • April 6th, 2011

    Can I rent a baby somewhere?

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